It’s just as well that PANDAS EAT BAMBOO SHOOTS instead of MINT LEAVES for no matter how cute a lamb looks it doesn’t stop its leg from being SERVED UP for the SUNDAY ROAST.
Yet there are fears that the panda is ON ITS LAST LEGS. What’s more they should be ALLOWED TO “DIE OUT WITH DIGNITY”, according to one nature expert. He says pandas serve NO EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE. Ram, whose father is a HUMAN RIGHT’S LAWYER, and PANDA RIGHTS by the sounds of it, says that THIS IS NOT REASON ENOUGH TO IGNORE THEIR WELFARE. But he need not worry.
There may be just a few pandas left that spend their time LOUNGING ABOUT like BLOATED COUCH POTATOES – either in captivity or in the Chinese forest grazing on a stash of bamboo shoots, but the chances are they will outlive everthing and this is why.
Humans, the most POWERFUL CREATURE ON EARTH seem HELL BENT on DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE for their own GREED AND SELF SATISFACTION. In time when MAN HIMSELF IS EXTINCT and ASTRONAUTS have been SUCKED INTO SPACE .. the PANDA WILL SURVIVE. For one thing humans will have PROTECTED AT ALL COST is …. the PANDA.
There can only be one logical reason for this … the panda has ADOPTED THE MOST EFFECTIVE EVOLUTIONARY WEAPON IN HISTORY – the ability TO LOOK SUPER CUTE.
Yet lambs are also SUPER CUTE but find themselves carved up on the dinner table.
Clearly, LEG OF PANDA does not taste the same with MINT SAUCE but maybe they should WATCH OUT. One day one of the “master chefs” may come up with a new dish to grace the table – ROAST PANDA AND BAMBOO SAUCE.