Robbie Williams is making GREAT INROADS in CHINA we discover, for his talent is spreading over the HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS of the GREAT NATION!
But news reaches us that he MAY NOT BE HAPPY about the DRIVING FORCE behind the move. He is said to be upset that his record label, EMI, it’s been reported, decided to ship unsold copies of his album RUDEBOX to China, so that they could be CRUSHED AND REUSED in street lighting and road projects.
But Robbie’s concerns could be SHORTLIVED if he takes heart from the humble BOWL OF CEREAL.
For the TOP DOGS AT KELLOGGS have been upset about FAKE FLAKES – ie. corn flakes that LOOK LIKE THE REAL THING but are really not. So they are FIGHTING BACK with INSPIRATION AND SCIENCE by saying they will LASER THEIR “K” LOGO on to each and every flake.
Well I think Robbie should STRIKE A DEAL with the Chinese. In the same way as roads have names such as the M62, or the B5163 or Cherry Lane maybe the ROADHOGS IN CHINA could call one of their great new highways – RUDEBOX. Then from folding maps to google earth – Robbie Williams would never be forgotten.